Richard: Why does he look like a mid-budget Snidely Whiplash? Peanut looks like he’s chilling, but he’s actually about to go kneecap Lord Huffington Knobgobbler for stealing his clothes. Ian: That is the worst steampunk cosplay I’ve ever seen.Īnne: Mr. Shasitty: Looking like a pimp named Ashy Ascot Asshole and his bitch named Ten Cents. Jimmy: They look like what happens when you feed White Privilege after midnight.Įmmanuel: I can imagine everything he says in the key of Foghorn Leghorn…#SuhISaySuh Kelly: An escapee from Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children? Kira: He kinda looks like still says “coppers” and “fortnight”. He represented Ferguson in Plessy v Ferguson He thinks the Trail of Tears was “a good start.” He suggested the name “Jesus” for one of the slave ships. Ty: He counseled Andrew Jackson on “The Indian problem.” Jasmyn: Where did he go for an alphet like that? The Men’s Wearhouse Time Tunnel? Kathryn: This man literally has his former boss’s face tattooed on his back. India: And where did those sinister glasses come from? And where does one even procure an outfit like this complete with gloves and a pocket watch? The 1800’s slavery era INDEED!! #EbenezerScroogelooking*ss #wheresthecane #theresGOTTAbeaCaneWithThisOutfit

Raja: I have questions too! Where the hell was he going? The slave master’s players ball? He’s carried around on someone’s back as his primary mode of transportation. Jasmine: Where was he going? Was this just a regular day? He definitely employs lawn jockeys. Peanut looking tail!įelicia: It’s like the Penguin and the Ask Jeeves logo had an evil baby.Ĭharnee: Come over here and look at the monopoly man’s more hoity toity, well to do, grey poupon eating, Russian vodka/caviar loving cousin!! Stella: Why is he wearing my great-aunt’s dress pants?ĭella: You mean Miss Celie’s Folkspants? Ol’ Mr. It was after I stopped wheezing from laughing so damb hard, I had to add my own.Īs if that wasn’t enough, I shared homeboy’s pic on my Awesomely Luvvie FB page and LuvvNation let him HAVE IT some more.īridgette: My first thought was, “I bet that plantation is somewhere between Park Place and Boardwalk.”ĭeshawn: Oswald Cobblepot’s jealous second cousin Mortimer Terracotta. He wonders when the world got so… sensitive.Ī saint who goes by went on an epic Twitter roast of this man, and burnt him to a crisp. This dude remembers fondly, the cartoons that featured the crow named Jim. This man strategized with Scar to kill Mufasa. This fellow owns a bag made of old carpet. This chap still uses phrases like “that colored gal…” especially when he wants to show respect.īruh still stocks his own homemade liquor, because he doesn’t remember the times of Prohibition fondly. This is the person they modeled Michigan J. This is the dude behind the #FuckPaulReveresSnitchingAss tea party. This guy will NEVER give up Park Place now that he built hotels on it. How many times has this man died? Whose mind will he send to the sunken place so he can use their body?

This chap’s social security number is nil. This man is still surly that Ben Franklin stole his kite that day he got electrocuted.

This dude is still mad at Abraham Lincoln for the Gettysburg address. There’s probably a plantation with his name on it and humans he considers property. As in, he’s a sexist and racist walking cartoon villain.Īnd I’m pretty sure this man owns slaves. Subscribe to our YouTube channel, and check out Iconic Pop Culture Moments You Remember Wrong, and other videos you won't see on the site!įollow us on Facebook, and we'll follow you everywhere.Below is Roger Stone Jr., an advisor to Tang Tyrant and his troop of trifling twatwaffles that he considers an administration.Ĭome to find out, he ain’t shit. Tickets are $7 and can be purchased here!įor more reasons to never trust yourself, check out 4 Things Everyone Remembers Happening (But Totally Didn't) and 6 Famous Things From History That Didn't Actually Exist. Are there good versions of these movies hidden within the stinking turds that saw the light of day? Jack O'Brien hosts Soren Bowie, Daniel O'Brien, and Katie Willert of After Hours on our next live podcast to find an answer, as they discuss their ideal versions of flops, reboots, and remakes. Batman fights Superman: So simple, but so bad. Old man Indiana Jones discovers aliens: Good in theory, bad in practice. Check out his most recent articles here.īehind every awful movie is the idea for a good one. Stephan Roget infrequently tweets over at where he's mostly excited he didn't have to use an underscore.

Monopoly guy